these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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