I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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