Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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