Your face is a jimmy john
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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