how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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