clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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