This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
That was before I lit my hair on fire
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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