Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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