Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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