i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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