Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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