I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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