I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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