he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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