Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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