How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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