My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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