We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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