Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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