is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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