So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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