I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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