At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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