maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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