How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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