community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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