can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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