as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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