hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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