I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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