I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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