operation harelip BJ is a go
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Actions speak louder than pants.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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