I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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