She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
time to smoke my breakfast
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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