So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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