dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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