Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize