Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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