I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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