I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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