This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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