To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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