Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Barsexuality is the new black.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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