no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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