Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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