Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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