Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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