broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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