didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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