Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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